A Rock and a Reindeer ran a race on a long and winding road.
They took to their start lines - after only a few wines
at the Reindeers humble abode.
That it took long to notice their pairing was bogus
seemed odd as they joined the scene.
On-watchers looked, though they hardly took a second glance
had they saw they'd have seen.
For in a fleeting moment, by the flash of a rodent
the flag was waved and they won.
A tie was taught and with only a thought
the decision for equality was one.