Hi

This is me, and this is my blog. Which is great, because if I were someone else, this wouldn't be my blog and I would have had to crack the password to get into someone else's blog which, as we all know, is the gateway to a life of crime..

..and I am no criminal. 

Unless you count that time I accidentally walked out of the coffee shop with my cappuccino, without paying. 

I don't. For two reasons: 

1. I went back intending to pay as soon as I realised what I'd done. 

2. No-one else had noticed and the Barista looked at me strangely for wanting to pay for a coffee I might have had for free. Which I took to mean that it had been a gift I was being ungrateful and terribly rude for trying to return. So I apologised profusely for insulting him, graciously thanked him for the kind gesture and walked out. 

He chased me down the road shouting thief. 
Some people are so hard to please?