Stuporstitions
Never cross the path of a black cat.
Say excuse me and walk around. Cats appreciate manners.
Wearing your birthstone will bring you good luck.
Wearing your birth clothes will bring you unemployment.
If you blow out all your Birthday candles in one breathe you will get everything you wish for. Unless you wished to leave some candles burning.
An itchy palm means money will come your way.
An itchy foot means your Grandmother's dancing to 'Britney Spear's - Slave' and an itchy hip means you need to stop wearing polyester.
It is bad luck to sing at the table.
A whistle is ok, also a quiet hum....
Goldfish in the pond brings good luck.
Goldfish out of the pond brings dinner in some cultures.
To make a happy marriage, the bride must wear: Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue....and occasionally, nothing at all.
To give someone a wallet or purse without any money in it, will bring them bad luck.
Always pickpocket in up market areas.
A cat has nine lives.
A no-life has nine cats.
To open an umbrella in the house is bad luck.
To open a bag of glitter in the house is worse.
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Unless you get sick.
If you walk under a ladder you will have bad luck.
If you walk into a ladder you will have worse.
At the end of a Rainbow is a pot of gold.
At the end of Dirty Dancing Baby gets taken out of the corner and they have the time of their lives.
After receiving a container of food, it should never be returned empty.
Or at all, if it's one of those expensive microwave dishes.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Cold feet, put socks on.
Say excuse me and walk around. Cats appreciate manners.
Wearing your birthstone will bring you good luck.
Wearing your birth clothes will bring you unemployment.
If you blow out all your Birthday candles in one breathe you will get everything you wish for. Unless you wished to leave some candles burning.
An itchy palm means money will come your way.
An itchy foot means your Grandmother's dancing to 'Britney Spear's - Slave' and an itchy hip means you need to stop wearing polyester.
It is bad luck to sing at the table.
A whistle is ok, also a quiet hum....
Goldfish in the pond brings good luck.
Goldfish out of the pond brings dinner in some cultures.
To make a happy marriage, the bride must wear: Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue....and occasionally, nothing at all.
To give someone a wallet or purse without any money in it, will bring them bad luck.
Always pickpocket in up market areas.
A cat has nine lives.
A no-life has nine cats.
To open an umbrella in the house is bad luck.
To open a bag of glitter in the house is worse.
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Unless you get sick.
If you walk under a ladder you will have bad luck.
If you walk into a ladder you will have worse.
At the end of a Rainbow is a pot of gold.
At the end of Dirty Dancing Baby gets taken out of the corner and they have the time of their lives.
After receiving a container of food, it should never be returned empty.
Or at all, if it's one of those expensive microwave dishes.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Cold feet, put socks on.
Time Frame
Hindsight and perspective walked hand in hand
along the sand, on a breezy beach of logic.
By chance it did happen, though not unexpected,
experiences inevitable meeting.
Through the crisp cool air, experience did blare,
a loud and clear voice of reason.
"It's been far from boring, spending so long exploring,
that which I knew not before.
Some called it tedious, though I knew it not meaningless,
so on I kept to keep going.
And now that I've met you, I can certainly address you
in a manner of grateful delight.
You've made it all worth it, not to dessert it;
My trifle that seemed such a plight.
Had I seen fit before, not to explore,
treats of knowledge I'd never have eaten.
Though it's taken a while, determination somehow,
got me here if not somewhat whether-beaten.
So I'll leave you now with a respectful bow,
a courteous nod and a wave.
We'll surely re-meet, but for now a great feat
of strength and courage I must brave.
For to start again, is both the pleasure and bane
of our very insightful meeting."
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